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 marky1991
Joined: Nov 8, 2009
Posts: 6515
Location: Douglasville, GA Deputy | You can deny it, but it must be true. Life itself flows from  . I still pray for you, tx. I hope one day you realize your folly and walk out of the boiling pot of death. |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 2:26pm |
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leinator Joined: Jan 12, 2011
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marky1991
Joined: Nov 8, 2009
Posts: 6515
Location: Douglasville, GA Deputy | You can keep your silly napkins to yourself. No napkin is absorbant enough to drain the boiling pot of its pain and death. |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:03pm |
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leinator Joined: Jan 12, 2011
Posts: 110 | The one true napkin is ultra-absorbent, enough to take on the pain and suffering of the entire world, dissolving in the process, and being reborn (through conscientious recycling.) |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:07pm |
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marky1991
Joined: Nov 8, 2009
Posts: 6515
Location: Douglasville, GA Deputy | While it may be able to absorb the pain of the world, it most certainly cannot absorb the infinite depths of the boiling pot of death. Any claims otherwise are untruthful and could be suggested only by either a madman or a liar. |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:25pm |
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kunckles 
Joined: Feb 12, 2010
Posts: 648
Location: here | roflol marky (directed at lj's first post).
So how exactly did this "Crab Lord" thing get started anyway?
-Kunckles |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:46pm |
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marky1991
Joined: Nov 8, 2009
Posts: 6515
Location: Douglasville, GA Deputy | I'm glad you asked.
Here you go:
http://marky1991.dyndns.org/The_Book_of_THE_LORD.html
If you wish to know of the first public appearance of the Church of , The Church of first made itself public on IA, although the authorities there distorted our message slightly. (They failed to show him as superior to the others in the campaign mode) After a while, the church moved here to spread our message of truth and holiness here.
edit 1: Shared the story of our first public outreach activities.
edit 2: Explained how the authorities at IA distorted teh true message and lied to everyone.
post updated on Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:54pm |
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moooo 
Joined: Jun 28, 2011
Posts: 944
Location: Mooooooooo | http://www.galcon.com/forums/31/30/3657/?cur=3
MINT GOD shall destroy them all.
P.S. I just got a huge kick out of re-reading these.post updated on Sep 4, 2011 @ 5:29pm |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 5:49pm |
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melek 
Joined: Aug 14, 2010
Posts: 3437
Location: Hell | Someone here doesn't deserve the least of the mercy of |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 4:55pm |
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kunckles
Joined: Feb 12, 2010
Posts: 648
Location: here | edit 1: Shared the story of our first public outreach activities. lol!
So "The Crab Lord" was part of a campaign mode thing?
-Kuncklespost updated on Sep 5, 2011 @ 4:55pm |
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marky1991
Joined: Nov 8, 2009
Posts: 6515
Location: Douglasville, GA Deputy | That was the first time the Church decided to make itself and its message known, yes. However, that is not the origins of .  is much older than that, dating back to the origins of the world itself. |
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 yusuke
Joined: Nov 14, 2009
Posts: 213 | http://marky1991.dyndns.org/The_Book_of_THE_LORD.html
Ok,now it's getting interesting.I hope you will make more chapters,^^. |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 5:33pm |
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marky1991
Joined: Nov 8, 2009
Posts: 6515
Location: Douglasville, GA Deputy | I'll have to consult the leaders of The Church. Hopegfully they will allow me to make public more of the glorious teachings of . |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 7:27pm |
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krazykyler98 
Joined: May 15, 2011
Posts: 2803
Location: Tattoine, Dune Sea | What is this crab lord. Nonsense about .____. post updated on Sep 5, 2011 @ 7:28pm |
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marky1991
Joined: Nov 8, 2009
Posts: 6515
Location: Douglasville, GA Deputy | It's about truth, goodness, and . It is most certainly not nonsense. Calling it such is an offense against the Church and such attacks will not go unnoticed. May the enemies of be boiled and dipped in butter. |
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melek
Joined: Aug 14, 2010
Posts: 3437
Location: Hell | I'll have to consult the leaders of The Church. Hopegfully they will allow me to make public more of the glorious teachings of .
The HOLY Church if I might recall |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 6, 2011 @ 1:51pm |
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kunckles
Joined: Feb 12, 2010
Posts: 648
Location: here | Ahem, I seem to remember, from another thread, that the "Crab Lord" was a merciful lord. Am I confused?
-Kunckles |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 7, 2011 @ 11:18am |
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moooo
Joined: Jun 28, 2011
Posts: 944
Location: Mooooooooo | He is merciful to his slaves and "ruthless" against those that oppose his claim to sovereignty. Ruthless is in quotes because its really quiet pathetic, especially because the true Lord has given him what dominion and power that he has as well as created the firmament to keep the true Lord's servants from squishing him in that bathroom stall again. |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 8, 2011 @ 11:27pm |
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marky1991
Joined: Nov 8, 2009
Posts: 6515
Location: Douglasville, GA Deputy | Moo, you should stick to chewing cud in your backwater barn. You clearly lack the capacity to understand such grand themes and complex concepts.
is indeed a merciful father to us all. If he were not, all of his children that had abandoned their exoskeletons would have been punished long ago. However, we are in The Dark Age of Strife and Conflict. The  (note that he is not truly a god. This is merely the title that the deranged beast has taken to calling himself in his madness.) has fooled many of 's children into following him into his lunacy. These people deny the might and goodness of the great . cannot sit idle as his holy name is besmirched. Justice must be done. Anyone who follows the is dentined to death. Furthermore, life is dispensed by the claws of themselves. Anyone who turns from a is already dead and thus is doing them a service, ending the hollow mockeries of the lives they previously led.
-SCG (Soli Cancer Gloria) |
| Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 9, 2011 @ 9:51am |
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moooo
Joined: Jun 28, 2011
Posts: 944
Location: Mooooooooo | I am the prophet-warrior of Power incarnate. You are one of those blasphemous ones who take advantage of the fact that Earth, your location, is just over the firmament and I cannot Kamikaze into you personally (resurrected by that same Power incarnate, as he does all his servants). I await the day the firmament is removed. |
