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Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 2:08pm

Cabin Boy marky1991

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You can deny it, but it must be true. Life itself flows from . I still pray for you, tx. I hope one day you realize your folly and walk out of the boiling pot of death.
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 2:26pm

Cabin Boy leinator

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Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 2:37pm

Cabin Boy marky1991

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You can keep your silly napkins to yourself. No napkin is absorbant enough to drain the boiling pot of its pain and death.
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:03pm

Cabin Boy leinator

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The one true napkin is ultra-absorbent, enough to take on the pain and suffering of the entire world, dissolving in the process, and being reborn (through conscientious recycling.)
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:07pm

Cabin Boy marky1991

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While it may be able to absorb the pain of the world, it most certainly cannot absorb the infinite depths of the boiling pot of death. Any claims otherwise are untruthful and could be suggested only by either a madman or a liar.
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:25pm

Cabin Boy kunckles

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roflol marky (directed at lj's first post).

So how exactly did this "Crab Lord" thing get started anyway?


-Kunckles
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:46pm

Cabin Boy marky1991

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I'm glad you asked.

Here you go:

http://marky1991.dyndns.org/The_Book_of_THE_LORD.html 

If you wish to know of the first public appearance of the Church of , The Church of first made itself public on IA, although the authorities there distorted our message slightly. (They failed to show him as superior to the others in the campaign mode) After a while, the church moved here to spread our message of truth and holiness here.


edit 1: Shared the story of our first public outreach activities.

edit 2: Explained how the authorities at IA distorted teh true message and lied to everyone.
post updated on Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:54pm
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 5:22pm

Cabin Boy moooo

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http://www.galcon.com/forums/31/30/3657/?cur=3 

MINT GOD shall destroy them all.

P.S. I just got a huge kick out of re-reading these.
post updated on Sep 4, 2011 @ 5:29pm
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 4, 2011 @ 5:49pm

Cabin Boy melek

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Someone here doesn't deserve the least of the mercy of
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 4:55pm

Cabin Boy kunckles

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edit 1: Shared the story of our first public outreach activities.
lol!
So "The Crab Lord" was part of a campaign mode thing?


-Kunckles
post updated on Sep 5, 2011 @ 4:55pm
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 5:00pm

Cabin Boy marky1991

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That was the first time the Church decided to make itself and its message known, yes. However, that is not the origins of . is much older than that, dating back to the origins of the world itself.
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 5:08pm

Captain yusuke

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http://marky1991.dyndns.org/The_Book_of_THE_LORD.html


Ok,now it's getting interesting.I hope you will make more chapters,^^.
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 5:33pm

Cabin Boy marky1991

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I'll have to consult the leaders of The Church. Hopegfully they will allow me to make public more of the glorious teachings of .
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 7:27pm

Cabin Boy krazykyler98

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What is this crab lord.  Nonsense about .____.
post updated on Sep 5, 2011 @ 7:28pm
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 7:41pm

Cabin Boy marky1991

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It's about truth, goodness, and . It is most certainly not nonsense. Calling it such is an offense against the Church and such attacks will not go unnoticed. May the enemies of be boiled and dipped in butter.
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 5, 2011 @ 7:45pm

Cabin Boy melek

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I'll have to consult the leaders of The Church. Hopegfully they will allow me to make public more of the glorious teachings of .


The HOLY Church if I might recall
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 6, 2011 @ 1:51pm

Cabin Boy kunckles

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Ahem, I seem to remember, from another thread, that the "Crab Lord" was a merciful lord.  Am I confused?


-Kunckles
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 7, 2011 @ 11:18am

Cabin Boy moooo

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He is merciful to his slaves and "ruthless" against those that oppose his claim to sovereignty. Ruthless is in quotes because its really quiet pathetic, especially because the true Lord has given him what dominion and power that he has as well as created the firmament to keep the true Lord's servants from squishing him in that bathroom stall again.
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 8, 2011 @ 11:27pm

Cabin Boy marky1991

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Moo, you should stick to chewing cud in your backwater barn. You clearly lack the capacity to understand such grand themes and complex concepts.

is indeed a merciful father to us all. If he were not, all of his children that had abandoned their exoskeletons would have been punished long ago. However, we are in The Dark Age of Strife and Conflict. The (note that he is not truly a god. This is merely the title that the deranged beast has taken to calling himself in his madness.) has fooled many of 's children into following him into his lunacy. These people deny the might and goodness of the great . cannot sit idle as his holy name is besmirched. Justice must be done. Anyone who follows the is dentined to death. Furthermore, life is dispensed by the claws of themselves. Anyone who turns from a is already dead and thus is doing them a service, ending the hollow mockeries of the lives they previously led. 

-SCG (Soli Cancer Gloria)
Re: CRAB LORD is inside all of us :: Sep 9, 2011 @ 9:51am

Cabin Boy moooo

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I am the prophet-warrior of Power incarnate. You are one of those blasphemous ones who take advantage of the fact that Earth, your location, is just over the firmament and I cannot Kamikaze into you personally (resurrected by that same Power incarnate, as he does all his servants). I await the day the firmament is removed.

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